You drive your car down to the store for some munchies foods, and then walk home!
and then the next day think your car was stolen!This actually happened to me! NO BS!
Damn Dude I’m glad you didn’t get a dui
You pour orange juice in your cereal…
Life is The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed
You are outside at night frantically shining the flashlight on the ground. And what are you looking for? The flashlight in your hand
I’ve been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could’ve been.
I’ve been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.
I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I’ve endured within
46×2- Tool
You are outside at night frantically shining the flashlight on the ground. And what are you looking for? The flashlight in your hand
Haha damn Simon 😆
When you leave half a blunt on your coffee table to ride te store. Get back blunts gone dog must’ve ate it went crazy and tore up everything and jumped up on the kitchen counter. Fucker pulled a sack of potatos off and left pieces everywhere. I feed that mofo plenty yeah I was too high for that shit. Chained his ass up outside he’s on punishment now teachem to eat my weed . Dogs a Woooooooooooooooo Wolf I swear. Picture that dog in Turner and Hooch. That’s my Hoss LMAO :weedspin
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.
If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",
If they say "no"… fuck em.
You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.
when you take a piss in the bathroom, fall asleep, then wake up, beat your dogs ass for pissing on the living room carpet, only to realize later, how in the hell where you watching tv and taking a piss at the same time
😆
That reminds me of a buddy from high-school. One night after a bender, I saw him walk over to a lazy boy type chair in his house, he lifted the cushion like a lid, and then proceeded to piss on the chair. He was a good sport and closed the cushion/lid when he was done though… :beers:
When you are looking for your lighter just for you to find out you have it in your hand. Classic Stoner /.
You take a shit in the kitchen sink. and then get high…no wait …what was the question?
THUNDERGUN EXPRESS!
I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU!!!
YOU BASTERD!!!!!!
hahaha
You hand your lighter to your wife all the while vehemently denying you were doing anything…anything at all…
Life is The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed
I always know I’m high when I can’t wipe the big, goofy grin off my face :weedspin
When you got to bed high and wake up drunk up with strangers asking yourself How much smot did you poketh? :weedspin
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.
If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",
If they say "no"… fuck em.
You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.