When you type in a phone number and try to hit call using your cell phone calculater!
when you put something in the fridge that didnt belong there originally.
when you put something in the fridge that didnt belong there originally.
All the time. Whats also funny is when you get up and open the fridge and expect new shit to reappear.
when you put something in the fridge that didnt belong there originally.
I put the fucking peanut butter in the fridge the other day lol
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You stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green…
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
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Haha I really feel this one, deck, for sure. Be watching a show even that’s DVR’d and it’ll go to break and I’ll zone out forget what I’m watching and just turn on some other channel, then about 15 later realize what I did and say damn what happened to that episode of such and such?
Usually go back and finish it after, but it ruins it sometimes doing that.
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:goodpost
"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."
When you stop caring that the world is run by idiots and most people are fools and zero business is coming in and everyone seems to
be in a bad mood, yet you know breathing is fun, sound and vision are gifts, there is always something you can do, fuck the world, I’m having
fun. I try to be that way even when not high!
Don’t Date Robots! The world is trained to ignore everything unless it comes from the church, their TV, celebrities, or the media.
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ha ha ha that shit happens all the time, or you change the channel and youre like wth i wasnt watching this earlier
Walk into the kitchen because you had an awesome idea.
Get in there and forget what you came for.
It’s so disappointing too.
In GOD we trust, all others we monitor – ‘Merika
When you get in the wrong car in a parking lot just because it looks like yours.
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
When you get in the wrong car in a parking lot just because it looks like yours.
Oh hell naw LMAO.
Done this..
"Wtf, my key doesn’t start my car anymore…. Ruh-roh raggy. " *scooby-doos outta there*
In GOD we trust, all others we monitor – ‘Merika
You stop at a stop light, and after waiting for the green you forget where you were going 😛
"Your as mighty as the flower that grows the stones away"
You drive your car down to the store for some munchies foods, and then walk home!
and then the next day think your car was stolen!
This actually happened to me! NO BS!