Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag, he potato sacks…
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
Did you catch him in the new Expendables 2?
If not you gotta see his cameo’s in it, they are freaking golden !
Make sure you catch the funny "Western whistle" whenever he appears :biggrin
"Your as mighty as the flower that grows the stones away"
No but I need to check it out…
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
Chuck Norris can watch 2 girls, one cup while eating a chocolate ice cream cone…
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
Chuck Norris Doesn’t Call The wrong number, You Answer the wrong phone. 😮
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.
If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",
If they say "no"… fuck em.
You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.
Chuck Norris’s daughter lost her virginity. Chuck Norris got it back…
Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman survives.
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
When Chuck Norris does a Push up the Earth moves away from him.
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
Chuck Norris once shook Michael J. Fox’s hand. He hasn’t stopped shaking to this day…
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer… too bad he never cries
when google had there im feeling lucky button, if you searched "where is chuck Norris" it would go to a page that would say google can not find chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Backwards…
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
If you eat chicken, and Chuck Norris says it’s beef, it’s fucking beef!!
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
Chuck Norris Once Broke the Land Speed Record on a Bicycle That Was Missing Its Chain and the Back Tire.
In GOD we trust, all others we monitor – ‘Merika