There once was a man from Nantucket,
with a dick so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,t
if my ear was a pussy I’d f*€¥ it !!!
There once was a fellow O’Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
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There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There’s somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing… It’s me!
There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colorful lack of restraint.
"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."
There was a young man from Calcutta
who peeked through a hole in a shutter,
all he could see
was a prostitute’s knee,
and the bum of the chap that was up her!
Sail and grow
Deep inside
The brave align
Green we stay
-Boss Keloid Lung Valley
there once was a lady name Alice
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
they found her vagina
in North Caroline
and her Tits at Buckingham Palace
There was a young girl dressed in black,
Who kept her drugs in a spice rack.
It wasn’t her fault,
Her mom thought it salt,
Now her family is all hooked on crack.
"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."