What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?
Nothing, you already told her twice!!!
why shouldnt women drive?
cause there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon???
Nothin, there both stuck up cunts!
OK HERES THE NASTY NASTY FOR YA ! Why do tampons have strings on them? So yuo can floss when yuor done eating .
redwings lol damn i aint heard that word in ages good one mymandan ! honestly thuogh tried it once and that was enuogh for me so yup i got my redwings. i know ima get some shit for this post oh well lol 🙂
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window…
He tells her to take her pants off, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes – that’s why I am here!"
Attention: Ellen Degeneres was pronounced dead yesterday. She was found face down in Ricki Lake…
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
Why don’t lesbians diet?
It’s hard to eat Jenny Craig when you have Mary Kay on your face…
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
😆 ;D