It's been awhile since we had story time around here, but I got a new one. Actually I have two, but I'll save one for a different post.
My neice was out bowling with her half brother, and four of his "former friends" followed them home. When they arrived home, these guys jumped out and started beating the hell out of him.
One of these guys is an off-duty COP. During the course of events, this pig also pissed in the flower pots in front of the house.
Stepdad comes out with a shotgun and takes two shots, hitting no one. These piles of offal disperse.
While my neice and her family are still in shock and trying to sort what just happened, COPs descend on the house, eventually with the whole family face down in the front yard. While these pigs trash every room in the house searching. The stepdad got charged with unlawful discharge of a firearm, and the off duty COP got charged with public indecency.
The good news is the security cameras got good footage of the whole thing; detectives got a copy too, on flash drive.
I happened to be at my bro's house when my neice came to tell her dad what happened. Having a COP for a son in law hasn't raised my opinion of them yet, and probably won't anytime soon.
Sail and grow
Deep inside
The brave align
Green we stay
-Boss Keloid Lung Valley