A drunken woman in Seattle wandered nude into a family’s yard and began having sex with a chair, according to KOMO news. The woman was "extremely intoxicated" (like that makes it ok). The 33 y/o staggered onto the lawn, hiked up her dress and just went at the neighbor’s sexy, sexy chairs. But that’s not all, after banging the chair, the woman peed on the lawn and now the family is even bitching that she "exposed her genitalia" well, Duh.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/14/woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-chair/?advD=1248,1633823

Some of the comments are very witty, as Tommy says "Musta been an easy chair!"