Illegal use of hands!
A witness says she saw Kellen Winslow Jr. “pleasuring himself†in his Cadillac Escalade shortly before the Jets tight end was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana on Nov. 19, according to a report by East Hanover Township police, a claim Winslow’s spokesperson called "ridiculous."
"Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance," Denise White, a spokesperson for Winslow, said in a statement released Friday morning. "He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home.
"There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim."
According to the report, police responded to a call from a woman who said she parked outside a Target store on Route 10 and saw the man in the car next to her vehicle, later identified as Winslow, exposing his genitals.
EAST HANOVER TOWNSHIP POLICE
“As she stood near the open driver-side window of the Escalade, she observed the males erect penis,†the report said. “She stated she believed he was masturbating.â€
The woman, whose name is redacted in the report, then notified police.
Winslow’s genitals were not exposed when an officer arrived at the parking lot to question him, but the cop said he did observe “two open containers of Vaseline on his center console.†Winslow told the officer that he had pulled into the parking lot to get directions for a Boston Market.
The cop also spotted “many empty plastic containers of Funky Monkey†and “plastic bags of Mr. Happy†scattered in the vehicle.
“He stated that he smokes the ‘legal’ synthetic marijuana to help him relax,†the police report said. “He said he purchases the items via the Internet and at local gas stations. He added that the NFL does not test for synthetic marijuana.â€
MARK BONIFACIO/NEW YORK DAILY NEWSA witness tells cops she believes the Jet player is masturbating in his career outside a Target store.
Lab tests conducted at the New Jersey State Police lab later revealed that “Mr. Happy†included fubinica, a controlled substance.
Winslow was charged on Dec. 30 with possession of a controlled dangerous substance, a third-degree offense that could land him him prison for up to five years.
Winslow pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Superior Court in Morristown. He does not face any public lewdness charges, at least for now.
Winslow was suspended for four games earlier in the season for violating the league’s performance-enhancing drug policy. Winslow claimed at the time that the suspension was triggered by an allergy medicine.
A spokesman for the Jets declined comment.
Winslow, who signed a one-year contract with the Jets before the 2013 season, played in 12 of 16 games and caught 31 passes for 388 yards and two touchdowns.
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This guy has been doing stupid shit since the Cleveland Browns drafted him and he wrecked his motorcycle doing stunts in a community college parking lot, lost a season and had to have several surgeries. As a rookie.
He’s a waste of space. And his nickname was K2 :rollingonasslaughing: because his father played. Remember K2 Summit? :passing-joint:
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Illegal use of hands!
A witness says she saw Kellen Winslow Jr. “pleasuring himself†in his Cadillac Escalade shortly before the Jets tight end was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana on Nov. 19, according to a report by East Hanover Township police, a claim Winslow’s spokesperson called "ridiculous."
"Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance," Denise White, a spokesperson for Winslow, said in a statement released Friday morning. "He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home.
"There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim."
According to the report, police responded to a call from a woman who said she parked outside a Target store on Route 10 and saw the man in the car next to her vehicle, later identified as Winslow, exposing his genitals.
EAST HANOVER TOWNSHIP POLICE
“As she stood near the open driver-side window of the Escalade, she observed the males erect penis,†the report said. “She stated she believed he was masturbating.â€
The woman, whose name is redacted in the report, then notified police.
Winslow’s genitals were not exposed when an officer arrived at the parking lot to question him, but the cop said he did observe “two open containers of Vaseline on his center console.†Winslow told the officer that he had pulled into the parking lot to get directions for a Boston Market.
The cop also spotted “many empty plastic containers of Funky Monkey†and “plastic bags of Mr. Happy†scattered in the vehicle.
“He stated that he smokes the ‘legal’ synthetic marijuana to help him relax,†the police report said. “He said he purchases the items via the Internet and at local gas stations. He added that the NFL does not test for synthetic marijuana.â€
MARK BONIFACIO/NEW YORK DAILY NEWSA witness tells cops she believes the Jet player is masturbating in his career outside a Target store.
Lab tests conducted at the New Jersey State Police lab later revealed that “Mr. Happy†included fubinica, a controlled substance.
Winslow was charged on Dec. 30 with possession of a controlled dangerous substance, a third-degree offense that could land him him prison for up to five years.
Winslow pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Superior Court in Morristown. He does not face any public lewdness charges, at least for now.
Winslow was suspended for four games earlier in the season for violating the league’s performance-enhancing drug policy. Winslow claimed at the time that the suspension was triggered by an allergy medicine.
A spokesman for the Jets declined comment.
Winslow, who signed a one-year contract with the Jets before the 2013 season, played in 12 of 16 games and caught 31 passes for 388 yards and two touchdowns.
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this is funny cause fubinica is legal
Who hasnt jerked off in a target parking lot the their siri app… just me…GUESS NOT
Who hasnt jerked off in a target parking lot the their siri app… just me…GUESS NOT
Must’ve been one heckuva workout if it took 2 jars of vaseline!!
on a side note it sounds like it’s way past due for some window tinting & keepin em’ rolled up
Damn can anyone even imagine being sooo damn egocentric that it doesn’t even occur to them that someone might see??
Who hasnt jerked off in a target parking lot the their siri app… just me…GUESS NOT
Must’ve been one heckuva workout if it took 2 jars of vaseline!!
on a side note it sounds like it’s way past due for some window tinting & keepin em’ rolled up
Damn can anyone even imagine being sooo damn egocentric that it doesn’t even occur to them that someone might see??IMA WOMAN SO I DONT KNOW BUT WOULDNT VASOLINE BURN UR DICK????? :weinerwiggle: OHH NEVA MIND…IM THINKING OF VICKS VAPOR RUB!!!!!! OUCHHHH :weinerwiggle:
Naw that would be Ben Gay
vaseline does sound like a mess tho, specially with a jar for each hand :broccoli
Queen got a bit excited on this post. :weinerwiggle:
I don’t wack off in parking lots! I do it driving down the road son! :titsout:
Jerkin his
gerkin
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He does look like the meat beater type. Prolly 10 times a day.
Don’t hate queen. You know u liked it. :lips: :broccoli
"witness tells cops she believes the Jet player is masturbating in his career outside a Target store."
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anyone who plays for the Jets is masturbating in their career 😮
I don’t wack off in parking lots! I do it driving down the road son! :titsout:
HOT DAMNIT,,,,SO THAT WAS U….TRYIN TO JACK IT WHILE DRIVIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY STARING AT ME?????FUCK AFTER ALL THESE YEARSSS ,I FINALLY FOUND UR ASS!!!! AND RITE HERE ON PLAENT X NO LESS!!! U SICK BASTADDD!!!!! ROFLMFAOOO :rollingonasslaughing: :rollingonasslaughing: :rollingonasslaughing: :nannah: :nannah:
FOR REAL THO….I SAY DO THIS TO ALL PERVS :pissright: :bakedmonkey: :pissleft: HEHE
Doing that will just encourage them!
More negative attention for blends. Soon all the rcs will bw banned. I could care less though mj gonna be legal in my state soon anyway more then likely
I love masterbation
