I’m sure it was a lot longer & nobody was able to read it, not until the vote was actually approved
  sounds more & more like oboner care, what kinda frigging retard agrees to vote Yes on a subject
they cannot read first?
   

This seems scary as fuck, like something is coming…..soon….

This seems scary as fuck, like something is coming…..soon….

I was just thinking the same thing  😮

This seems scary as fuck, like something is coming…..soon….

I was just thinking the same thing  😮

Same……….

Didnt watch the vid, just read the transcript.  :dance
Lol if that wouldve been real id be packing my bags for mexico

-Not current or former service, but a bit of an intel freak, hope ya don’t mind me chiming in, IW-

Did Ass-ad gas them?  Most Ass-uredly.  And not the first fuck does he give.  Not only does he have stocks from his and his daddy’s governments, but Saddam sent all his shit over there too.  (Nobody seems to remember the convoys heading for Syria out the ‘back door’ when the UN inspectors were coming in the ‘front’, conveniently.  It was just more politically convenient to scream NO WMD’S IT’S BUSHES’ FAULT!)

Yes, he’s a dictator.  News flash: that’s the only kind of government that works over there. 

In this instance, he’s the lesser of 2 evils.

His government is one of only a few things standing between Obama and the Saudi caliphate he wants.  If you take a look, Syria is about the only secular government left ‘over there’.  And he’s fighting against AL-QAEDA.  *Against*.  Not for.  Coincidence?  I think not.

He’s seen this shit coming for 20+ years.  The air strikes that are being contemplated wouldn’t put a dent in his war machine.  Bunkers are dug, assets are dispersed.  This would largely be only an expense to the US for wasted hardware.

He’s got Putin backing him.  Russia has stated that they’re ‘not going to war with anyone’, but that don’t scratch off proxies, which is how things have really worked since Korea.

Several months back, the Saudis approached Putin and offered him ‘guaranteed security’ for the olympics from the Chechen terrorists if he agreed to stand down on this one.  "We can turn them on or off like a light switch" was the ostensible quote.  He told ’em to go take a flying leap.  Russia doesn’t need Saudi oil.  They do, however, need Tartus for access to the Med.

If the US attacks, that gives him the green light to counterattack.  Don’t think he doesn’t have some pretty nifty (and very ugly) tricks up his sleeve.

I could go on, but that’s the short version.

Of all this, I hate that Aleppo’s historical sites have suffered some of the worst shelling.  That is one of, and perhaps "the" oldest standing inhabited cities on earth.  So much of our history being destroyed before we can even learn it.  :-

What if there connected? May not be as much of a spoof as it seems…

oh great..now we are getting our news from the onion?..lol

Thanks I will stick with Aljazeera..

No worries, its an old vid from 2007 by those bastards at The Onion haha See the lil Onion logo instead of the C for C-SPAN down there in the corner?

http://www.theonion.com/video/proposed-classified-bill-will-defend-against-flesh,14175/

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38EQ3rSFtWE

Rep. John Haller Introduces House Bill HR8791:

Transcript:
"Congress will now vote for approval of HR8791, the "Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill." Said bill requests emergency response funding, up to and including — ah… I’m sorry this section is classified — ah, dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attacks from … [CLASSIFIED]. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than eighty percent of national population being effected by [CLASSIFIED].

This funding shall convene in conjunction with the first attack on [CLASSIFIED], or the first large scale outbreak of [CLASSIFIED], dependent upon which comes first.

Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of [CLASSIFIED] including irradiated [CLASSIFIED] with possibility of [CLASSIFIED] airborne [CLASSIFIED], [CLASSIFIED] flesh-eating, [CLASSIFIED] and or all of the above in such event as [CLASSIFIED] spewing [CLASSIFIED] escape are released or otherwise become uncontrollable.

Air Force units may also be directed to combat said -pause- [CLASSIFIED] due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas … Jesus … – long pause – ah … that’s classified… far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed [CLASSIFIED] body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated through [CLASSIFIED] underground [CLASSIFIED] protected birthing centers. -ah- New Bill of Rights shall drafted and approved by [CLASSIFIED].

Having now reviewed the bill, I ask you to please cast your votes.

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FTFY:

Transcript:
"Congress will now vote for approval of HR8791, the "Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill." Said bill requests emergency response funding, up to and including — ah… I’m sorry this section is classified — ah, dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attacks from … [ZOMBIES]. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than eighty percent of national population being effected by [ZOMBIES].

This funding shall convene in conjunction with the first attack on [ZOMBIES], or the first large scale outbreak of [ZOMBIES], dependent upon which comes first.

Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of [ZOMBIES] including irradiated [ZOMBIES] with possibility of [ZOMBIES] airborne [ZOMBIES], [ZOMBIES] flesh-eating, [ZOMBIES] and or all of the above in such event as [ZOMBIES] spewing [ZOMBIES] escape are released or otherwise become uncontrollable.

Air Force units may also be directed to combat said -pause- [ZOMBIES] due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas … Jesus … – long pause – ah … that’s classified… far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed [ZOMBIES] body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated through [ZOMBIES] underground [ZOMBIES] protected birthing centers. -ah- New Bill of Rights shall drafted and approved by [ZOMBIES].