i love my mail man so much evrytime i see his little brown truck i get a blend woody .. haha.. but for real id love to give him a big hug an thank him for protecting my investments on a daily basis.. and being on time like clockwork.. shout out the the mail handlers.. and for the haters that like to intercept my packages i say we tie them up by there toenails an shove bamboo splinters under there nails . one at a time of course :weinerwiggle: :weinerwiggle: :weinerwiggle: :weinerwiggle:
Could always tie them fuckers up all sprawled out and grow the bamboo under them. Shit grows fast go right through em look it up 😉
I appreciate my mailman, except on days he waits until 2:00 to deliver or when he doesn’t deliver at all because "there’s too much snow in the way" 😛
You’re lucky to have a nice postman
well i thinks its been the christmas cards an cookies he been gettin over the years .. a little grauitude goes a long way with them .. its the processors i hate … the ones slingin your chit around like its a frisbee i want to tie up an do mean things 2 :smokepack
my whole mailing system is shit…..
Me and my mailman are neighbors so I show apperciation all the time lol :weedpass:
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.
If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",
If they say "no"… fuck em.
You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.
Mine is a drama diva…wont even open my porch gate…I shit you not…all you have to do is push…but if it is closed he walks right on by…and if only a few of us in this neighborhood have mail he will sometimes hold it for a few days till there is more ..
and I have given him Tibbercookies and A check at Christmas every year for the last 15 years..no improvement..
Mine is a drama diva…wont even open my porch gate…I shit you not…all you have to do is push…but if it is closed he walks right on by…and if only a few of us in this neighborhood have mail he will sometimes hold it for a few days till there is more ..
and I have given him Tibbercookies and A check at Christmas every year for the last 15 years..no improvement..
He is probably afraid that a closed gate may mean there is a dog on the premises that might bite his ass, but considering it’s been 15 years it would be more of just a convenient excuse. I had a friend that worked for UPS that was deathly afraid of dogs; he had been bitten a few times on the job. Once saw him jump through an open car window when he unexpectedly noticed a dog. I was working at a client’s house one day and got bit by her Great Dane right after the homeowner told me "He’s friendly and doesn’t bite." The dog casually walked over and bit me, then walked away. It was like he wanted to show his owner to be a big fat liar lol.
Sail and grow
Deep inside
The brave align
Green we stay
-Boss Keloid Lung Valley
lol. A mail carrier afraid of dogs is like a soldier afraid of bullets….wrong career path bro,,,lol
my weekday t-breaks are doing awesome…I feel incredible
:horns up