My son’s birthday party is coming up, and I was working on some of the decorations at our kitchen table.  Part of the decoration is glittered letters.  After applying glue and pouring glitter to cover it, I left the project to set for a little bit.  When I came back, my long haired cat was loafed on top of the glitter pile…ugh.

This cat doesn’t really like to be touched, much less brushed or bathed.  I got some glitter off of her, and she bit me, twice.  Now she struts around the house, super sparkly and sprinkling fucking fairy dust all over the place.  My home will never be free of this.  My house has glitter herpes.