When you type in a phone number and try to hit call using your cell phone calculater!
when you put something in the fridge that didnt belong there originally.
when you put something in the fridge that didnt belong there originally.
All the time. Whats also funny is when you get up and open the fridge and expect new shit to reappear.
when you put something in the fridge that didnt belong there originally.
I put the fucking peanut butter in the fridge the other day lol
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You stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green…
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…

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Haha I really feel this one, deck, for sure. Be watching a show even that’s DVR’d and it’ll go to break and I’ll zone out forget what I’m watching and just turn on some other channel, then about 15 later realize what I did and say damn what happened to that episode of such and such?
Usually go back and finish it after, but it ruins it sometimes doing that.
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:goodpost
"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."
When you stop caring that the world is run by idiots and most people are fools and zero business is coming in and everyone seems to
be in a bad mood, yet you know breathing is fun, sound and vision are gifts, there is always something you can do, fuck the world, I’m having
fun. I try to be that way even when not high!
Don’t Date Robots! The world is trained to ignore everything unless it comes from the church, their TV, celebrities, or the media.