When I saw this all I could think was "Tibs"!
    But it was the wrong state
Fort Walton Beach–  A 42 year old man is accused of hiding a package of delicious sausages in his pants. The store manager said after the dude concealed the sausage in his pants he continued walking through the store (I call it shopping), according to the report. When popo found Patterson, he was also carrying a case of soda (no coincidence, as soda teams well with sausage). He was detained and popo found the sausage in his pants, the man said "He was hungry and wanted food" (a likely story)

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/crime/police-blotters/man-charged-with-hiding-sausage-in-pants-1.386895