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(@admin_1773609316)
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/photo-subway-employee-lays-penis-sandwich-bread-article-1.1406086?localLinksEnabled=false


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(@deckard-cain)
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It’s difficult to tell, but looks like a penis- only smaller



   
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(@tibeirious)
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hhahahaha wtf 😮






   
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(@spicer)
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Youre getting some extra mayo on that sandwich 😉



   
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(@Swishahouse6)
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HEY TIMEBOMB…..STOP POSTIN NUDE PICS OF URSELF ON INSTAGRAM!!!

Hahaha oh shit.  What is with all these food places posting fucked up shit. I think I will dine in from now on.



   
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(@deckard-cain)
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Standby for my pics from Wienerschnitsel 😉



   
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(@akitsu)
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Guy is a liar, that’s the back room of a Subway.  I guarantee he have that sammich to a cute chick, giggling the entire time.  She don’t want your tiny dick herpes yo… lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWnmOvgyKc



   
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(@the-hellion)
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Guy is a liar, that’s the back room of a Subway.  I guarantee he have that sammich to a cute chick, giggling the entire time.  She don’t want your tiny dick herpes yo… lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWnmOvgyKc

LMMFAO.  Classic scene from Harold and Kumar! !


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(@akitsu)
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Sadly this is a common occurrence in food prep.  A byproduct of hiring snot nosed kids.  I can’t really blame them… the jobs are shit and the management incompetent on the best of days.  Most of it is harmless vengeance… a little spit in an asshole’s burger ain’t no big thing… but the minute your fucking dick gets involved, you’re the asshole.  And freezing piss?  I can only think of one way that little gag goes in a Subway… it was intended to end up in someone’s soda cup.  Melting just slowly enough that it’s noticeable until you’re at the bottom of the cup and greedily sucking up pisswater.  If there’s any justice, these little fucks will get their faces plastered everywhere and receive proper beatings from everyone who’s eaten at a Subway.  Especially those who THOUGHT there was a funny taste to their Coke…



   
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