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(@jones)
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Pastry.
  True story that really delves into the real problem in public schools today when this 2nd grader was discovered having bitten his pop-tart into the shape of a GUN 😮 Josh says "It was supposed to be a mountain" well fortunately for Josh & the rest of the school his dim-witted teacher (who failed the ink blot tests) quckly took possession of the pastry, rumored to be chock full of sugar & the 7 essential vitamins & mineral young shooters need to keep their aim on.
http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=43032

For Her quick actions & dim-witted thinking I will award 5 Morons to this teacher, & of course the principal . I hope I won’t be villified for the slur on Morons, no disrespect intended.



   
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Paranoia will Destroy ya.

This country is fucked up so bad, no wonder most of the civilized world thinks of us as a Giant Pun.


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Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
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(@bradnowell)
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A few weeks ago a 7year old girl in a town nearby was suspended from her elementary school for threatening another child with a HELLO KITTY BUBBLE GUN.  Yes, you read that correctly, a BUBBLE GUN.  A gun, shaped like Hello Kitty, that shoots out bubbles.  A few people interviewed thought the school was totally in line "because of recent events" i.e. Sandy Hook.  Fear is a powerful thing.



   
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(@sparrow)
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turnin’ a little kid into a terrorist! fukkers! making schools prisons, teaching fear and total acceptance to authority. teaching how NOT to use your imagination. sit, listen, learn, work, spend. Our poor kids. what are they doing to these young minds in there? I don’t like it.  :'(



   
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