Not sure what to make of this. So, as I told a few people here, last month my nurse practitioner had me sign a pain contract. Today, as expected, she asks if I would be prepared to take a drug test in accordance with the contract. I said give me a bottle of water and I'll give it a shot in about 10 mins.

I said, "Do you remember I told you a few months back that I was using RSO?" I told her that it gave me the lazies so I was using it at night because it eased pain and helped me to sleep. I told her I was dosing nightly but the last dose I took was the night before I signed their agreement. So she says that's fine as long as you've let us know. She said she remembered me telling her, and I reminded her it was derived from cannabis. Also told her my son was a very heavy smoker and it took 7 months til he tested clean.

Next, an intern comes in and asks if I'm ready to fill a cup, and if not that they would "swab" me. She gives me the cup: It has places for name and time -basic chain of custody stuff. Thing is…there is absolutely nothing written on it; essentially no proper chain of custody.  She tells me to pee in the cup and leave it inside the little donor door compartment and come find her and let her know when I'm done. When I got done, I left the bathroom and out of curiosity looked to see what was on the other side of the wall void where I left the sample. The lights were off and it seemed to just be another bathroom with a corresponding "donor door".  I had to seek out the intern that gave me the cup to fill.

I'm wondering if they are even going to test it. No chain of custody, no sense of urgency to check the temperature strip to ensure it was the proper body temperature. And I know the nurse practitioner remembered our previous convo. She said "Why is it called Rick Simpson Oil….oh yes, when I looked it up before I saw a picture of Rick Simpson."  Finally, if I would've said I was unable to urinate, a swab would only tell them what I've been up to for the past several hours. I was really expecting a 5 panel insta-cup test.