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Put your own here. I’ll start.
" Why is Queen Latifah smuggling an army of midgets under her dress?" #oscars

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(@Da Lurker)
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I realize only a maniac posts quotes of himself and thinks anybody might care.
:Smokey

If this is along the lines of talking to yourself then I guess i’m a
MANIAC too. Talk to myself all the time.  8)



   
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(@the-hellion)
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Who’s a maniac? You are hellion… you are… LMMFAO


Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…


   
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(@walterwhite)
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I am the one who KNOCKS!



   
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(@admin_1773609316)
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How come you never stop when I’m going by?

  :smoking-smiley-face:


It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now


   
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(@orthene)
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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you’ll be a mile away, and have his shoes.


Sail and grow
Deep inside
The brave align
Green we stay

-Boss Keloid Lung Valley


   
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(@walterwhite)
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Boyd: A man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut.

Ava: Who said that?

Boyd: Boyd Crowder



   
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(@the-hellion)
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If at first you don’t succeed, you didn’t slip enough roofies in the drink…


Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…


   
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