Sung to the tune of "Alouette"

Suffocation takes coordination
Suffocation, a game we all can play
First you take a plastic bag
Then you put it on your head
Go to bed, wake up dead, ohhh-ohh!
Suffocation takes coordination
Suffocation, a game we all can play
Next you take a water hose
Then you stick it up your nose
Turn it on. Then you’re gone, ohhh, ohh!

Sung to the tune of "The Addams Family"

The Addams Family started
When Uncle Fester farted
They all came out retarded
The Addams Family!

Driving down the highway
Down highway #4
Loopy cut a fart
And blew me out the door
The wheels started shaking
The motor fell apart
All because of Loopy’s
Supersonic fart!

This is a story of a man named Jed
Bit his dink and now he’s dead

Tah-rah-rah-boom-de-ay
They took your pants away
And while you’re standing there
They stole your underwear
They threw them in the bay
Which scared the sharks away
And when they pulled them out
They smelled like sauerkraut

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to-and-fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

(substitute "boobs" for "balls" to sing the female version)

Over the hill came piss pot Pete
With fifty pounds of swinging meat
Over the hill came Sally Grass
He stuck his weenie up her ass
Sally Grass, she cut a fart
And blew ole’ Peter’s balls apart!

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel and Joker got away

Joy to the world, the teacher’s dead.
I shot her in the head!
They couldn’t find her body,
I flushed it down the potty.
Round and round it goes
Round and round it goes
ROUUUND and ROOOOUUND and ROUND it goes!

LOL. Some of these still make me giggle at 30.