I went outside to take out the trash around 10PM tonight…and startled 4 teenage girls, sitting on my front lawn. They didn't turn or make eye contact, but quickly got up and got in their golfcart and left. It was obvious they had been drinking.

Funny enough, this is not the only time I have found people on my lawn, inebriated.  In a different house about 20 miles away, almost 10 years ago, I came outside one morning to water the ferns and there was a random guy passed out, early to mid 20s, on his back and sprawled. I checked to make sure he was breathing, then went back in the house and made him a little consolation prize: a bottled water, some antacids, and 800 mg of ibuprofen, with a post it that said "feel better" with a heart drawn around it. I looked out the window a few times over the morning, and he was gone by noon, but I didn't see him leave. I hope the little package made him smile.

be well friends, and try not to pass out on stranger's lawns

xoxo
GUC