So, apparently they dug up this cat in Bulgaria.  Check this mofo out:

So…he’s somewhere around 6,000 years old, give or take an approximate 45-year lifespan.

This is apparently some of the oldest worked gold they’ve ever found.

Man was straight PIMP.  The studious observer will note:

-Completely dope oversized chain replete with bigass medallion
-Scepter of authoritah – the Eneolithic age equivalent of the pimp cup and ass-whoopin’ stick all in one
-Lookit that phat bowl next to his right arm!  As tobacco hadn’t been brought from the new world, homie was blazing pot or ope.
-But most telling…please notice the gold sheath for his peenor!!  Nobody but the upper crust had a gold codpiece at this time, surely.

They’ve also found the world’s oldest known wall in this area, apparently.  I’m guessing that further excavations will find it was this man’s titty bar!  :rollingonasslaughing: