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Okay, so here’s the thing.  A few months ago I showed these horrible book covers to my pal, L… she’s kind of hurting financially, and got it into her head that writing monsterotica… aka short kindle stories on Amazon where people have total sexxors with super hot critters like Big Foot and the freaking Loche Ness monstah.  Even if it nets her a couple of extra bucks a month, she figures it’ll be worth the time.  Ironically, looking into it she can probably pull it off, as most of it reads like middle school dropouts did it. 

So what got her started on this path?  Seeing the horrible crap Chuck Tingle put out.  The "bestselling" author of, I shit you not, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass, Pounded By President Bigfoot, I’m Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane, Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner and My Ass is Haunted by the Gay Unicorn Colonel.

The erotica section is pretty easygoing on Amazon, this ain’t acceptable…
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… but if it’s a magical talking monkey, or a mythical bigfoot it’s somehow fine.  So while you can have unicorns, horses are right out.. unless it’s a pegasus… ROFL. 

So here’s the thing… she’s taking suggestions.  You can bug her over on her Tumblr, http://randomencounter-love.tumblr.com/ or just post them here and I’ll pass them on to her next time she calls.  She was my blend buddy back in Florida, and one of the few human beings on the planet who’s ingested as many herbs as me. 
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I know she’s writing something about aliens now, but she was big time into D&D back in the day.  So anything from modern day urban legends to vampires to space stuff to magic weirdness.