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(@3v1l9371u5)
Posts: 582
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How much?  :pimp


 
Posted : 03/02/2014 4:45 pm
(@tibeirious)
Posts: 1711
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I’m Married.





 
Posted : 04/02/2014 7:40 am
(@sunshinefolk)
Posts: 936
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I’m Married.

Go onnnn…..



In GOD we trust, all others we monitor – ‘Merika

 
Posted : 04/02/2014 1:30 pm
(@tibeirious)
Posts: 1711
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if I flip a coin what’s the chances of me getting head?

Do you have beer in there, because I’d like to tap that ass.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Hellmann’s or Miracle Whip?





 
Posted : 04/02/2014 1:51 pm
(@nature-boy)
Posts: 777
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The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.

If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",

If they say "no"… fuck em.

You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.

 
Posted : 20/03/2014 12:08 pm
(@eninem)
Posts: 62
Estimable Member
 

yo wanna suck my dick girl


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 2:27 pm
(@spicer)
Posts: 345
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Girl if you were a sprite I would obey my thirst. Cheesy as fuck lol


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 3:36 pm
(@creep26)
Posts: 49
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Why don’t you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

Or

How much does a polar bear weigh?  Enough to break the ice… Hi I’m Creep


 
Posted : 21/03/2014 5:34 pm
(@phoenix)
Posts: 34
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This one has worked twice.

"I want to taste you."

:thecarlton:


 
Posted : 21/03/2014 5:56 pm
(@d-the-3rd)
Posts: 996
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"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."

 
Posted : 21/03/2014 6:00 pm
(@jones)
Posts: 1691
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BAHAHAHAHA IN CHAT ONE NITE>>>>>HENRY THE VII>>>>>  HEY, IQ,,,,,U GOT ANY BLACK IN U????,,,,,ME<NO……HIM< U WANT SUM???????  :rollingonasslaughing: :rollingonasslaughing: :rollingonasslaughing:

I just love people who got a positive attitude


 
Posted : 21/03/2014 7:00 pm
(@the-hellion)
Posts: 924
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The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.


Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…

 
Posted : 23/03/2014 7:01 pm
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