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A man walks into his room with a duck under his arm.
"This is the pig I’ve been fucking!" he says.
His wife replies "You idiot. That’s not a pig, it’s a duck!"
He yells back "SHUT UP, WOMAN! I WAS TALKING TO THE DUCK!"
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"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."
Posted : 26/01/2015 11:09 pm