…when you realize that a dead chicken *still* has a better looking ass than you do…

:broccoli
Miley I presume?
Ah! Another VMA viewer, I see. ;D
hahaha 😆




Those shorts may have been just a tad bit too small. 😆 :Smokey:
"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."

This is *almost* too easy…
HAHAHAHA beetlejuice , beetlejuice, Beetlejuice..!




…did you notice Lydia? :nannah:
…did you notice Lydia? :nannah:
TBH, I didn’t.
But my SO did! lmao.

In GOD we trust, all others we monitor – ‘Merika
I’m having waaaay too much fun with this…


LOL
"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."
HAHAHA omg miley is giving me more laughs than I have had in a long time. what a damn trainwreck.




Way to make Lindsay Lohan sexy and relevant

It’s funny that MY ass is better than hers!