"Hey bitch"

Wanna get a pizza and fuck?..
(wait for a resounding no and slap to the face)
What you don’t like pizza?

Here’s mine, it’s a real one, and works well if you choose the right (stoner) chick…

"Hi, hows it going… would you like to go outside and share a joint with me?"

:lips:

I’d like to turn you upside down and carry you like a six-pack.

Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

An oldie but a goodie – If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I’d like to turn you upside down and carry you like a six-pack.

Best I’ve ever heard hahaha

Here’s mine, it’s a real one, and works well if you choose the right (stoner) chick…

"Hi, hows it going… would you like to go outside and share a joint with me?"

:lips:

This does work for the most part

You gotta get all drunk nd put your dick over your wrist, then tell girls your too drunk to read the time and ask em yo read your watch

You gotta get all drunk nd put your dick over your wrist, then tell girls your too drunk to read the time and ask em yo read your watch

This is a very good idea. I recommend that everybody does this.

I must admit, this works fairly well at fraternity parties.
I challenge your sarcasm neil.  :nannah:

•What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
•You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
•Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
•I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
•Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

•I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
•I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
•Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
•Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
•If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
•"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
•Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
• Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
•If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

•What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
•You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
•Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
•I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
•Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

•I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
•I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
•Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
•Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
•If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
•"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
•Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
• Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
•If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Wanna fuck?

"No! Wtf!"

Ahh. It’s cool- I have to take a shit anyway.

Bend over, I’ll drive.