"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I’m out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I’m Jesus Christ!"
I can appreciate this joke on a whole new level now that I have kids. I wouldn’t be surprised if my 3-year old thinks that his full name is Goddammit Alexander at this point.
lmao..I used to have all of bills Albums. The Chicken Heart That Ate NY was My Fav….he is a very funny man.
Himself is a fucking classic!!
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
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yeah it is..i just downloaded it and I am listening to it now…damn he has a funny outlook..i bet he would have made an awesome dad.
"I hobebe that you are satisfieybed. My bottom libbep is sliding obb ob my skullba! I hobebe that you are Satisifybed!" Bill Cosby , from The Dentist".
Life is The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed
lmao..so I reached down and picked up my lower lip off the floor…
HAHAHAHA
Oh look, a rainbow!!
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
The Cosby Show is my go-to show whenever it’s on tvland or syndication. I easily get tired of syndicated shows that are still on/too new–I’m looking at you, How I Met Your Mother and Scrubs.
I loved scrubs for a few years…it got repetitive with it’s bummer endings
Scrubs was so original and funny for the first few seasons, then I got sick and tired of JD and Elliot getting back together every few episodes, and JD and Turk’s "bromance" got more and more ridiculous…the supporting cast was the main reason I kept watching up to the end–Janitor and Ted especially.
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