…"I Bet you $100 you can’t say something that would make me both happy and sad at the same time"…
The wife thinks for a moment and responds "Of all your friends, you have the biggest dick".
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
LOL. Good one.
"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."
LMAO 😆
Reminds me of an old joke, A man was dating young woman looking for the perfect innocent one, he rejected several woman when in the moment of
intimacy, he whipping it out, if the lady said that’s your cock, he put it away and told her it is not going to work, he needs a pure innocent woman.
This happened several times until one day he met a lady and when he whipped it out, and asked her what it was, she said "that’s your wee wee".
The man was so happy and they dated for months and got married. On the wedding night he confided to her that he picked her because she was
so innocent and called his dong a wee wee, most ladies before called it a cock. She said, oh no, cocks are 8 inches long and black, your wee wee is 5 inches long…..
Don’t Date Robots! The world is trained to ignore everything unless it comes from the church, their TV, celebrities, or the media.
Reminds me of an old joke, A man was dating young woman looking for the perfect innocent one, he rejected several woman when in the moment of
intimacy, he whipping it out, if the lady said that’s your cock, he put it away and told her it is not going to work, he needs a pure innocent woman.
This happened several times until one day he met a lady and when he whipped it out, and asked her what it was, she said "that’s your wee wee".
The man was so happy and they dated for months and got married. On the wedding night he confided to her that he picked her because she was
so innocent and called his dong a wee wee, most ladies before called it a cock. She said, oh no, cocks are 8 inches long and black, your wee wee is 5 inches long…..
LMFAO that was the best shit I’ve heard in a minute lmao
hahaha..burn