Not the sharpest tool in the shed – http://www.wfsb.com/story/23638189/police-distracted-man-shooting-up-heroin-crashed-into-police-cruiser
"SLIDELL, LA (WAFB) –
A Slidell, LA police lieutenant suffered minor injuries after a man suspected of shooting up heroin while driving crashed into the back of the lieutenant’s police vehicle.
The crash happened around 4 p.m. Monday. The officer was monitoring traffic and was parked on the shoulder of Fremaux Avenue when he noticed a 2004 Lincoln LS veer off the roadway and head straight for his police vehicle. The officer saw the man driving look up but was unable to react before he crashed into the Chevy Tahoe.
The driver of the Lincoln was 32-year-old Ronald Caplina. He was driving about 40 miles per hour when he crashed into the officer.
The impact pushed the police officer’s vehicle several feet, causing minor injuries to both the officer and Caplina, who was not wearing his seatbelt.
Slidell Police tried asking Caplina why he was distracted, but he could not give them a clear answer. Police discovered a fresh syringe, along with suspected heroin, inside the vehicle. Police say the syringe had dried blood on the needle and Caplina had fresh injection marks on his arm.
Police believe Caplina was distracted because he was injecting heroin at the time of the crash.
Caplina was cited with careless operation, driving under suspension and no seat belt. He was also booked for possession of a schedule I narcotic (heroin) and possession of drug paraphernalia."
Don’t be a dumbass, Spicers! :hammertime:
Yep reminds me of the time I crashed my car while hitting the nitrous tank.
I actually knew better and had already been in a wreck with another driver doing the same thing.
In my defense, my ex-employee was sitting in the passenger seat with orders to steer the vehicle,
but instead he kept asking me for a hit off the tank. I was like "Dude, one of us has to steer and that’s You
so you can’t have a hit right now." He was all sulky about it and my wrecked car was the result…
😆
I almost spewed the beer I was drinking onto my monitor when I read that line "Dude, one of us has to steer and that’s You…" Classic Jones!
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thanks for the story and BAHAHAHA@ Jones!! roflmao!! one of us has to drive!! suckkkkkkkk :hookah: lol
Well judging from the wreckage I was spot on.
The whole time he just kept glaring at me & I made it into the next town up the road
so we went quite a ways before I even needed his help!
Fortunately for me he listened when I coached him, cause I knew popo was gonna soon appear
I was like "OK You don’t know what happened when they ask you, right?" He says "I don’t, I was soo busy glaring at you
for not giving me a hit & I didn’t see what happened", which was perfect.