OK. So. According to the tracking information, this SHOULD have been here yesterday as every other thing that went to Kearny, NJ got here the next day. Tracking information still hasn’t updated, so I want to pull a Goku here from Dragon Ball Z, for those who have seen it, and ask you all, you kind people of TGL, to LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!

So I can spirit bomb the fuck out of USPS to enhance the walking speed and competency of USPS so that it manages to get here before the end of the day! My buddy who’s moving out to Colorado at the end of the week wants to try it and this is a VERY VERY belated birthday present for me so… LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!

I’m sure it’ll get here eventually, but MAN! I’m losing some patience here. 🙁

I’m sure you can all relate.