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THE BULL HEADED CLAP!!!!!!

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(@subgenius)
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                        Bull Headed Clap
a form of penile gonorrhea that is devastating. Causing a strong odor reminiscent of rotting dead fish mixed with mayonnaise, severe swelling, and a painful discharge that has a slight purplish tint to it. If left untreated, the end result will be an explosion of penile tissue aka congratulations, you just blew off the head of your own cock. the worst part is that this terrible disease is untreatable. the only cure being to place your genitalia on top of a cinder block, hold another cinder block over recently placed genitalia, close your eyes, and let go of said suspended cinder block.


 
Posted : 07/01/2014 7:33 pm
(@tibeirious)
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OW! ok my penis is afraid to come out of my underwear now… :weinerwiggle:

is this real? and can I still have sex with dead clowns and stay safe?  :boobs:





 
Posted : 08/01/2014 9:08 am
(@nature-boy)
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Fuck that might as well kill your self!


The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.

If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",

If they say "no"… fuck em.

You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.

 
Posted : 08/01/2014 1:55 pm
(@admin_1773609316)
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whys is this even on here? (NSFL)


It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now

 
Posted : 08/01/2014 4:09 pm
(@herbs2013)
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I agree with NATURE BOY!


 
Posted : 09/01/2014 1:54 am
(@jones)
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Sounds sticky


 
Posted : 09/01/2014 5:16 pm
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