Got a half coming in the mail today but…. Mail man is two blocks down the street with popped tire Hahahaha just my luck most likely gonna walk down the street with my id and see if he will give it to me
Let him get his tire fixed damnn
Run down there and ask if you can help him in anyway, when he says no ask him for your mail. I usually start off by showing him my Vagina shaped cupcake of the month card, it has 20 punches, 2 more and I get a set of boobie muffins for free , just to make him make "that Face" then I show him my ID and explain that I was once a women and I am due for the final operation where they whack my wiener off, well by this time he is so uncomfortable that he has given me my mail and several other peoples mail in order to get away from me. so …yeah…go do that.
Just Bummed him a jack he gave me my mail and ten bucks what a nice guy lol
Dude, you made his day. Those mail trucks usually don’t have proper equipment for changing tires. Probably saved him two hours he’d be waiting for a service to come out.
It was good karma too cause i was hungry as fuck now im walking to taco bell stoned as fuck 🙂
Lol ….
I love the steak soft taco with fire sauce :flippy:
your mailman gave you drugs and a 10 dollar bill? lucky bastard. lol. my mailman never gives me money with my drugs.
Paid delivery. ..nice….
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