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[#10086]

I once new a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said you may think I’m a bore
to fuck a dead whore
but think of the money I save.  :fatty

There once was a whore from Peru,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
"If they pay to get in",
She said with a grin,
"They can pay to get out again too."

:tits3: There once was a woman named Alice
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
and a piece of her ass was in Dallas


 
Posted : 17/03/2018 2:23 pm
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