https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/ Empire State Cannabis Discussion Board en-US Fri, 24 Apr 2026 14:36:20 +0000 wpForo 60 https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/cooking-and-the-perception-of-time-passing-while-stoned/ Mon, 27 Dec 2021 20:53:51 +0000
His youngest daughter just moved out, so he's making his own "meals" now. Decides he's going to make a couple hardboiled eggs. Two inches of water and two eggs in the pot, set on high. He thinks it's going to be awhile for the eggs and opts to go to the living room, roll a joint, and take a few hits on it. Sitting there flipping through the tv channels, who knows for how long.

Next thing he knows, BANG! BANG!, and something that sounds like glass shattering.

Background: He lives deep in the hood in Toledo.

So he's like "Shit! Someone just shot up my house!" Grabs his gun and starts crawling to the kitchen, which now has smoke pouring out of it. In the kitchen: Walls, ceiling, ceiling fan and floor were covered in egg and shell. Smoke still coming out of the pot; all that was left inside the pot were two small burnt spots where the eggs sat.

He was still cleaning it when I walked in. I couldn't stop laughing. Me: "Dude it smells funny in here."]]> LMAO orthene https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/cooking-and-the-perception-of-time-passing-while-stoned/ https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/when-youtubes-algorithm-suggestion-takes-you-by-surprise/ Wed, 19 May 2021 20:51:48 +0000 :quag2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OM65V08xmE]]> LMAO orthene https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/when-youtubes-algorithm-suggestion-takes-you-by-surprise/ https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/mr-bungle-would-be-proud/ Mon, 10 Aug 2020 00:38:28 +0000 LMAO orthene https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/mr-bungle-would-be-proud/ https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/luna-tick/ Sat, 28 Sep 2019 09:20:20 +0000 :jay:]]> LMAO 1954 https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/luna-tick/ https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/nice-beaver/ Fri, 16 Aug 2019 09:25:44 +0000 LMAO orthene https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/nice-beaver/ https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/the-most-subtle-way-to-handle-a-heckler/ Sat, 08 Jul 2017 12:03:38 +0000
One of the reasons I love Mike Patton.]]> LMAO orthene https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/the-most-subtle-way-to-handle-a-heckler/ https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/weed-smoking-challenge/ Fri, 17 Mar 2017 20:24:15 +0000
:lol:]]> LMAO D3Dman https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/weed-smoking-challenge/ https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/gangster-after-surgery/ Sun, 05 Mar 2017 09:45:28 +0000
Man. I need to get this lit. LMAO.]]> LMAO D3Dman https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/gangster-after-surgery/ https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/funny-thing-happened-on-my-way-to-the-bank/ Wed, 09 Nov 2016 16:25:01 +0000
"Craig and I just finished our (contractor) job done and the site owner dropped off the check. Site owner says the bank is on the corner of Sterns and Lewis, open til 5, and can cash the check out since it's that bank's check. Smoked out before leaving the area and noticed it was getting close to 5, so minor panic mode sets in. Run into the building, and it's a nice building but I didn't see tellers right off. I see a guy wearing a white shirt and a tie -you know....kinda looks like a bank manager.

Me: Is it too late to cash this check?

Banker-looking guy: What kind of check? What's it for?

Me: We just finished a job and the site owner's office is right down the road and he said this was his bank and you could cash this check."

Banker-looking guy: This isn't a bank; it's the Smith Road Animal Hospital.  Bank's at the next intersection...........at STERNS and Lewis.

:quag:

Stoners haha.]]> LMAO orthene https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/funny-thing-happened-on-my-way-to-the-bank/ https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/this-was-what-i-meant-to-post-when-i-posted-in-that-other-thread/ Wed, 12 Oct 2016 00:17:22 +0000 This does not by definition (by the subtitles of the forum categories) fit in either the pictures/LMAO; it is here by default

]]> LMAO orthene https://empirestatecannabis.org/community/lmao/this-was-what-i-meant-to-post-when-i-posted-in-that-other-thread/