Funny how it’s OK to make jokes about catholics, the pope, jews, the irish, italians, and the rest of the world, but making jokes
about muslims is somehow insensative…
The sooner We are All on the same, level playing field the better & in this light Jeff brings us:
If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor
You may be a muslim
If you have a $3,000 machine gun & a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cannot afford shoes
You may be a muslim
If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a muslim
If You wipe your bum with your bare hand, but you consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a muslim
If You think vests come in two types, bullet-proof & suicide,
You may be a muslim
If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing
You may be a muslim
If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared a jihad against,
You may be a muslim
If You were suprised to find that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
You may be a muslim
If You have nothing against women & think every man should own at least four,
You may be a muslim
If You find this offensive or racist & do not forward it,
You may be a muslim!
:lips:
I agree
nice thread
are these just jeff foxworthy style or did he actually come up with them?
Supposedly Jeff actually figgured out his own muslim jokes for this
Awesome!!
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
On point :steamroller
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
I just hope Foxworthy keeps his gun handy,
I rather doubt muslims will find this funny in the least
I died at the first one 😆
"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without police protection is both".
3000 for a machine gun ? Wow,they got screwed.
There are 2 kinds of justice in ‘Merika- One for the peeps and the sheeps-
And one for the creeps at the top of the heap……….
3000 for a machine gun ? Wow,they got screwed.
Actually here in the us the cheapest machine gun normally available would be a Mac 10
and that would set ya back a bit more than $3,000
However in that part of the world I would say you are certainly correct. Prolly trade a goat
for a nicer machine gun than a mac 10, any day of the week.
3000 for a machine gun ? Wow,they got screwed.
Actually here in the us the cheapest machine gun normally available would be a Mac 10
and that would set ya back a bit more than $3,000
However in that part of the world I would say you are certainly correct. Prolly trade a goat
for a nicer machine gun than a mac 10, any day of the week.
here’s one for $200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udqDe_QfOF0
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
3000 for a machine gun ? Wow,they got screwed.
~~~ Unfortunately due to the fact that the common citizen is not allowed to own any machine gun manufactured after
1986 the gun you picture can only be owned by a class 3 gun dealer, or of course anyone with an SOT (an extension
letter from a class 3 dealer) I was taliking about actual fact, but your fiction is very nice. ~~~~Actually here in the us the cheapest machine gun normally available would be a Mac 10
and that would set ya back a bit more than $3,000
However in that part of the world I would say you are certainly correct. Prolly trade a goat
for a nicer machine gun than a mac 10, any day of the week.here’s one for $200
Thanks to all the gun nuts -it is a sellers market now.I love my ak and 11 yrs ago i paid less than a grand for it.Prices for guns /ammo now are ridiculous.
No way in hell i would pay 3000 for a piece of shit mach .
There are 2 kinds of justice in ‘Merika- One for the peeps and the sheeps-
And one for the creeps at the top of the heap……….
paid $129.00 for my brand new Norinco SKS in the 90’s.
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
I’m a bolt action kinda guy. If I can’t get ya within two shots, I deserve to be shot… I’m just a good shot. Iron sites or scope… lol
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
AK for home protection in case shit pops off,intruders,ect. Bolt action 30.06 for hunting,target practice.
There are 2 kinds of justice in ‘Merika- One for the peeps and the sheeps-
And one for the creeps at the top of the heap……….
Pump shotgun is my home defense. Just the sound of it cocking will usually make them shit themselves… LMMFAO
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…