Homemade McDonald’s Biscuits: (Top Secret Recipe)
1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour
3 Tbls. powdered milk
1 Tbls. granulated sugar
2 1/2 tsp. baking powder
3/4 tsp. salt
2 dashes cream of tartar
1/4 cup butter-flavored shortening
2/3 cups buttermilk
1/4 cup melted margarine – divided
-Stir together flour, powdered milk, sugar, baking powder, salt, and cream of tartar in a medium bowl.
-Cut shortening into dry mixture until blended thoroughly.
-Stir in buttermilk and 2 Tbls. melted margarine until well blended.
-On a floured surface, knead dough for 1 minute, or until elastic.
-Roll out dough to 1/2" – 3/4" thick; using a wide glass or round cookie cutter, cut out circles; place biscuits on an ungreased cookie sheet.
-Bake in a 450 degree oven for 10-12 minutes, until golden.
-Brush hot biscuits with remaining melted margarine.
Homemade Gravy
1 lb. pork breakfast sausage
3 Tbls. bacon grease OR lard OR shortening
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
3 cups milk
2 Tbls. black coffee OR 1 beef bouillon cube
1 Tbls. Worcestershire sauce
1/2 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. black pepper
-Brown sausage in a skillet over medium-high heat; remove sausage from pan.
-Stir bacon grease/lard/shortening into sausage drippings and return to medium heat.
-Stir flour into pan and cook, stirring constantly, until golden brown.
-Gradually whisk milk into pan.
-Cook until mixture begins to simmer, then add sausage, coffee/bouillon, Worcestershire sauce, salt, and pepper to pan.
-Reduce heat and simmer for 15 minutes or until thickened.
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
Best breakfast menu item! :goodpost :postwhore:
that’s what im gona get the next time I go there for breakfast . how long has this been on theyre menue looks like ive been missing out lol
Years
lol looks like I need to come out from under my rock more often .cant believe that ive never noticed that before and my daughter use to work there lol .we were getting mcdonolds every other day she got a 50% discount so we couldent resist
LOVE THE MC DS GRAVY AND BIZKITS!! great minds think alike ..great stomachs crave the same.. :flippy:
I don’t know, it’s ok, but I’ve definitely had better. Cracker Barrel!! FTW
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
Love cracker barrel. I’m with ya hellion good shit right der…
LMAO at tb. Act like it’s killing you & film it. Oh wait, too late.
I’m making some of that gravy! May cheat on the biscuits
And if you see your mom this weekend, tell her I said
Satan Satan Satan Satan
Love cracker barrel. I’m with ya hellion good shit right der…
Gotta disagree. Cracker Barrel is good senior food I suppose, if one appreciates soft, bland vapid "food like substances".
I would rather go almost anywhere else. I will absolutely skip the meal if that is my only choice. I would way prefer to go run over a groundhog and eat that before I ate at Cracker Barrel.
Hardee’s/ Carl’s Jr’s Biscuits and Gravy is killing Mc’ds all day! :horns up
"Fool me one time, shame on you. Fool me two times, cant put tha blame on you. Fool me three times, fuck tha peace signs, load the choppa and let it rain on you"
steak, egg, and cheese. i usually get it on the bagels. but the mcmufin seem like a better alternative.
I just had two Hardees steak and egg and cheese biscuits..so damn good.
I just had two Hardees steak and egg and cheese biscuits..so damn good.
That was like a weeks’ worth of calories and sodium. Probably worth it though.
Ugh..not really, after I eat stuff like that I feel greasy and heavy. Hell that’s why I did not go To the V.A. today for PT…I am couch locked..
LAZY BASTERDS RULE
Cannot eat MCDs anymore-stuff wants to evacuate my body immediately.Gross.
There are 2 kinds of justice in ‘Merika- One for the peeps and the sheeps-
And one for the creeps at the top of the heap……….
lol..the McRib gives me the shits also..part of the magic :flippy: