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[#5950]

Originally Posted by futureperfekt on TGL

Anything will send you to the ER, coffee, toothepaste, drugs. I went to the ER once, I had a nickel stuck up my nose. Guess how it got there? Because i’m a fucking moron and misused a nickel!


 
Posted : 26/03/2013 10:09 am
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You can also put it in your butt.

It won’t get you high or anything, and the spikes may hurt going in. But you can totally put it in your butt.



In GOD we trust, all others we monitor – ‘Merika

 
Posted : 03/04/2013 6:45 pm
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"You can also put it in your butt.

It won’t get you high or anything, and the spikes may hurt going in. But you can totally put it in your butt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU


Sail and grow
Deep inside
The brave align
Green we stay

-Boss Keloid Lung Valley

 
Posted : 03/04/2013 7:06 pm
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"You can also put it in your butt.

It won’t get you high or anything, and the spikes may hurt going in. But you can totally put it in your butt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

FUCKING ROFLMAO.  How did you find this?


 
Posted : 03/04/2013 7:54 pm
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"You can also put it in your butt.

It won’t get you high or anything, and the spikes may hurt going in. But you can totally put it in your butt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

FUCKING ROFLMAO.  How did you find this?

I had this song on a cassette tape I made back in the day (can’t remember exactly if its on vinyl or what), the "put it in your butt" comment just brought it to mind. lol


Sail and grow
Deep inside
The brave align
Green we stay

-Boss Keloid Lung Valley

 
Posted : 03/04/2013 9:29 pm
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This is fucking stupid. lol


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:22 am
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This is fucking stupid. lol


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 1:24 am
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There must be a part of the forum I have no access to see, because half of these quotes tell me I don’t have access when I try to look at them……..


"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."

 
Posted : 04/04/2013 5:00 pm
 dub
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MyManDAN: " talk about messy, my wife fell asleep with an open milk dud box in the bed, now that was a mess. I woke up wondering who crapped themselves."


"Your as mighty as the flower that grows the stones away"

 
Posted : 08/04/2013 8:24 pm
 toy
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MyManDAN: " talk about messy, my wife fell asleep with an open milk dud box in the bed, now that was a mess. I woke up wondering who crapped themselves."

lol you beat me to it dub. that was the one I immediately thought of when I saw this thread.

that shit did crack me up when i seen tha t post !


 
Posted : 09/04/2013 8:51 pm
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My favorite quote is, "It’s like Maxwell House, It’s good to the last drop!"


 
Posted : 14/04/2013 11:44 am
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MyManDAN: " talk about messy, my wife fell asleep with an open milk dud box in the bed, now that was a mess. I woke up wondering who crapped themselves."

"Shit the bed and kick it out with your feet"


Sail and grow
Deep inside
The brave align
Green we stay

-Boss Keloid Lung Valley

 
Posted : 14/04/2013 12:12 pm
 toy
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HEY WINNING WHATS UP WITH YUOR POST ABOUT ME BEING A GIRL WHY WOULD YUO SAY THAT ! IM A DUDE WINNING  NOT A GIRL I THINK YOUR A BIT CONFUSED BROTHER  !PM ME BACK PLEASE THANKS

No, I ordered with the chipotle sauce.

I think dudes been blending to much lol[


 
Posted : 14/04/2013 7:44 pm
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HEY WINNING WHATS UP WITH YUOR POST ABOUT ME BEING A GIRL WHY WOULD YUO SAY THAT ! IM A DUDE WINNING  NOT A GIRL I THINK YOUR A BIT CONFUSED BROTHER  !PM ME BACK PLEASE THANKS

No, I ordered with the chipotle sauce.

I think dudes been blending to much lol[

Fuck, I’m just toying with you. I mean, Toy, I’m just fucking with you. No homo.


 
Posted : 15/04/2013 10:54 pm
 toy
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HEY WINNING WHATS UP WITH YUOR POST ABOUT ME BEING A GIRL WHY WOULD YUO SAY THAT ! IM A DUDE WINNING  NOT A GIRL I THINK YOUR A BIT CONFUSED BROTHER  !PM ME BACK PLEASE THANKS

No, I ordered with the chipotle sauce.

I think dudes been blending to much lol[

Fuck, I’m just toying with you. I mean, Toy, I’m just fucking with you. No homo.

its all good winning yuo got me that time buddy I owe yuo one


 
Posted : 16/04/2013 9:13 am
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