Its fucking cold!
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.
If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",
If they say "no"… fuck em.
You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.
If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",
If they say "no"… fuck em.
You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.
It was so cold at work tonight I thought my ball sack was gonna freeze!!!!!
One day I will build a mansion in an enchanted forest surrounded by werewolf’s, white tigers and polar bears. All the maids will wear blue snow flake futuristic pajamas and the roof will be a clear curved fiber glass bubble that will tint during the day to avoid sun rays but at night it becomes a huge telescope to zoom into outer-space while I am in a Neptune scented Jacuzzi surrounded by an array of sea foam and colored lighting, and When I look up through the fiber glass half bubble telescope I will see half woman half unicorns flying over my mansion sprinkling magic glitter around my domicile. The down side is I will have to go clean up rainbow unicorn turds daily, unless I can figure out how to litter train them.
That my friends is where my head is at this fine glorious morning
:smoking
God damn DJ. Sounds like paradise. Am I on the Guest List?
God damn DJ. Sounds like paradise. Am I on the Guest List?
If I ever pull it off EVERYONE here is on the list…
most of it is realistic, and prolly achievable, Im thinking the half woman half unicorn thing might me hard to pull off, unless I can find an endless supply of LSD
I sneezed at jury duty today and the person sitting next to me said bless you. I said sorry I’m an atheist they looked at me all crazy 😮
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.
If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",
If they say "no"… fuck em.
You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.
THIS TRAIN WILL STOP IN TUCUMCARI :stoned :stoned :stoned :stoned :stoned
Turn around slowly..
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.
If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",
If they say "no"… fuck em.
You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.
Where is Tibs at?
What does "you’ve got a late on your plate at the moment really mean?" What if it’s really disgusting and trying to crawl off my plate? Do I stab it with a fork or shovel it off into the garbage can so it can eat it’s own kind?
Life is The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed
My Wife’s dog will eat its own poop but not the dry food I buy it.. :wacked:
My Wife’s dog will eat its own poop but not the dry food I buy it.. :wacked:
MMmmm Delicious Poop
The pet stores online sell something to feed the dog that makes his poop smell so bad he won’t eat it
Dam jones your a book brother. Funny shit..
Personally I think dogs who eat poop are a valuable asset to cleaning up but some folks apparently frown on
letting pooches clean up their own poo