Potatoes are very versatile. Just sayin…
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
Never buy a gallon of milk from the gas station.
In GOD we trust, all others we monitor – ‘Merika
Don’t shit while standing up….
If girls with large boobs work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
McDonald’s should sell hotdogs.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
:smiley-rolling-joint: :passing-joint:
"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."
Why do ppl say the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon?
Why is it that when you move somthing form one place to another in a car it’s called SHIPPING, but if you do that with a boat it’s called CARGO?
AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE I JUST REMEMBERED:
If a kingdom is run by a king, what is a country run by?
"You can't buy happiness… but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."
AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE I JUST REMEMBERED:
If a kingdom is run by a king, what is a country run by?
Rosie O’Donnel? http://bit.ly/1ekfwhq
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
why does usm lose every fucking football game? its not like we are gay like acid.. :goodpost
Gay gay gay gay fag fag fag fag
What is the obsession?
whoever mentioned that movie Zoo in the shout box, I am scarred for life! So many times gays r compared with zoo’s, so I forced myself to get into that headspace until I felt less shocked and embarrassed for them.
I know it’s this shock that straight ppl feel of gays, like just the thought of gayness has somehow tainted you pink. So naturally it’s not possible to accept gayness without this "staying in the fire". Which who wants to go through squirmy bad feelings just to be able to understand and so have compassion for another human being.
Not to rant, I know most ppl don’t mean to support hatred but are just using a word. but I see "gay" misused alot more than I’d expect on this forum. I’m certain Aura is totally using it affectionately for his bud Acid but it’s not the best choice of words for us anymore.
Loving this forum, addicted!
And if you see your mom this weekend, tell her I said
Satan Satan Satan Satan
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
Do something strange for a little piece of change. Damn Day Day where are the quarter ho’s at even crackhead prostitutes charge $10-$20?
My bank lets me send a text message and it’ll text back with my balance. It’s a cool feature but I didn’t think the LOL was necessary.
In GOD we trust, all others we monitor – ‘Merika
Gay gay gay gay fag fag fag fag
What is the obsession?whoever mentioned that movie Zoo in the shout box, I am scarred for life! So many times gays r compared with zoo’s, so I forced myself to get into that headspace until I felt less shocked and embarrassed for them.
I know it’s this shock that straight ppl feel of gays, like just the thought of gayness has somehow tainted you pink. So naturally it’s not possible to accept gayness without this "staying in the fire". Which who wants to go through squirmy bad feelings just to be able to understand and so have compassion for another human being.
Not to rant, I know most ppl don’t mean to support hatred but are just using a word. but I see "gay" misused alot more than I’d expect on this forum. I’m certain Aura is totally using it affectionately for his bud Acid but it’s not the best choice of words for us anymore.
Loving this forum, addicted!
:goodpost :goodpost :goodpost
I quit calling things gay when i no longer could call myself a teenager.
Another day another dolla might as well pop ya collar
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.
If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",
If they say "no"… fuck em.
You don’t need that kinda negativity in your life.
Gay gay gay gay fag fag fag fag
What is the obsession?whoever mentioned that movie Zoo in the shout box, I am scarred for life! So many times gays r compared with zoo’s, so I forced myself to get into that headspace until I felt less shocked and embarrassed for them.
I know it’s this shock that straight ppl feel of gays, like just the thought of gayness has somehow tainted you pink. So naturally it’s not possible to accept gayness without this "staying in the fire". Which who wants to go through squirmy bad feelings just to be able to understand and so have compassion for another human being.
Not to rant, I know most ppl don’t mean to support hatred but are just using a word. but I see "gay" misused alot more than I’d expect on this forum. I’m certain Aura is totally using it affectionately for his bud Acid but it’s not the best choice of words for us anymore.
Loving this forum, addicted!
Personally i dont care what anyone’s sexual orientation is. Whatever makes ya happy and dont hurt anyone else is just fine by me. I dont mean this post to offend anyone but I do think its kinda funny when i hear "gay" people complain about others using the word. For many years gay meant happy and somehow it got hijacked by a movement in an attempt to label homosexuals something more friendly sounding than "queer" or "homo". So calling someone "gay" is actually a misuse of the word if you arent implying that they are happy. For a group of people who call themselves happy they sure find alot to bitch about. Just sayin….lol
"Fool me one time, shame on you. Fool me two times, cant put tha blame on you. Fool me three times, fuck tha peace signs, load the choppa and let it rain on you"