Yes son,
Dad I threw up the tacos, all six of them.
I would rather stick my head up a skunks butthole than smell that room full of upchuck tacos
Lmao.
That reminds me when I was young when my mom would wake up to clean up my mess from not making it to the bathroom. I remember seeing her scrubbing hands and knees all while throwing up herself at the same time lol
I’m glad I never had any kids!!!
I’m glad I never had any kids!!!
This! 😛 I’m sure as hell not looking forward to these times, if and when I do have children
Haha I thought you got caught by YOUR parents for a minute!
That’s brutal. When I was younger my friend and I were sleeping in a tent in his yard (which I realize now was our parents way when we were little to get us out of the house so they could have sex probably lol but we loved ‘camping’ anyway) and we had ice cream that night.
At like 3 AM I wake up and my friend is like projectile vomiting blue raspberry ice cream all over the place. That remains my most disgusting puke memory.
"Yeah, I’ve seen some weird shit"
LuLz ^^
Anyways,
In GOD we trust, all others we monitor – ‘Merika
At first I thought you threw up.
kids are awsome the bad comes with the good thuogh . i remeber one time as a kid getting sick in the kitchen becouse i couldnt make it to the bathroom .My dad came running into the kitchen and slid rite thruogh my puke fell down rite in it jeese i felt so bad still do tll this very day
Fuck I gotta lot coming my way. Ugh. Lol
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery…
wow MyManDAN you got yuor hands full over there blend away partner
DAMN yanno there is a waiting period before you can have sex again. I see you got a few close together 😉 Hell we didn’t listen either lol Gotta 4 and 3 year old and another one on way.
Yes and not the usual good surprise that comes with it! WORST TIMING EVER!
That’s not the worst fear of parents. A call on the phone about your teeenage kid, or a kid of any age for that matter. Kids that are seriously ill, worries about money to meet the kids basic needs, worries about what would happen to them if you weren’t there, fears about their safety in general. These kinds of things are way more of an issue then puking on the floor.
And it never gets any easier, no matter how many you have or how old they get.
I dont want or have kids