Honestly if I did win a million I’d be a cheap ass like I am now. I’d buy a house for 100, 000 put the rest in the bank smoke good, buy a cheap new car, buy 10 stacks worth of tommy and ralph lauren clothes, buy lots of nikes and I would be set
Die of an overdose :horns up
Lets just say the vendors on this site would have a hard time keeping up with my orders. :biggrin
Lets just say the vendors on this site would have a hard time keeping up with my orders. :biggrin
lol mu bud connect would be a rich guy. Lol
Help close family members to get back on their feet. Then buy a 1969 Nova SS 350 4bbl Munci 4spd 4/11 gears, slotted mags, Tuned Exhaust, built in vape (shhh) , and a bone stock interior, all vintage.
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now
Help close family members to get back on their feet. Then buy a 1969 Nova SS 350 4bbl Munci 4spd 4/11 gears, slotted mags, Tuned Exhaust, built in vape (shhh) , and a bone stock interior, all vintage.
Damn..well I change my wish
Spend 250k between house cars etc basics
Give 250-300k to the moms
Save rest as long as possible or give myself like 500 month allowance until its gone
I forgot I’d pay a hot maid to clean my house naked and purposely drop something on the floor so she has to bend over to pick it up. I would also hire mr T as security. Rofl
I’d fly all my puppettry buddies down and make a movie… hire some cheap animators… wrap the whole thing for 150k. Get some Dvd & bluray copies made for another100k.. then sell them at $20 a pop. The rest goes towards comfy living. New car, new house, etc.
Im putting it in bank n living off interest allin my momma name so I do not lose my welfare.
After taxes, the interest on your muillion dallar winnings would be around 10K/yr.
The lottery is like a tax on the poor and the higher the payoff, the smaller the chances are of hitting those numbers. As we all know the chances of winning are really, really small but statistically, you chances are about the same of winning whether you actually buy a ticket or not.
However, in the theme of hope springs eternal, I admittedly did buy a ticket for that 540 million powerball–and I won 12$! Whoohoo, I’m ahead! If I can just do that 45000 more times it will be the same as if I won the powerball!
I pity da fool fuck wit matty
hiring mr T is better then having your house alarmed. Plus it would be cool rolling up some kush and smoking it with him everyday. Who could say they done that that’s some bragging rights lol. He would just have to keep his hands off the hot naked maid
I forgot I’d pay a hot maid to clean my house naked and purposely drop something on the floor so she has to bend over to pick it up. I would also hire mr T as security. Rofl
And now you are seeing the REAL value of money :beers:
Hot Maid, check! It turns me on to see an uber clean house since it not one of my wife’s primary talents.
nothing like out-sourcing services hehe. Mr. T would really earn his money if you could watch him hasselling prospective guests on close-cricuit or web-cam Smile! You’re on Candid Camera/America’s Most F*cked up Videos. Such Fun!
Life is The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed
I forgot I’d pay a hot maid to clean my house naked and purposely drop something on the floor so she has to bend over to pick it up. I would also hire mr T as security. Rofl
And now you are seeing the REAL value of money :beers:
Hot Maid, check! It turns me on to see an uber clean house since it not one of my wife’s primary talents.
nothing like out-sourcing services hehe. Mr. T would really earn his money if you could watch him hasselling prospective guests on close-cricuit or web-cam Smile! You’re on Candid Camera/America’s Most F*cked up Videos. Such Fun!
lol I’d have mr. T open the order when someone would ring the bell and have him fuck with my friends lol
Honestly the question should be if I won 100 million $$ cuz….1 mill just aint that much nowadays!! I could spend that easy!
well seriously I am a cheap ass 1 mill would last me real long. I still have money from paychecks from when I was 14
